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octohand is a family of 4 trying to make hand meet. When octohand was a little palm she attended an all feet school where she felt like an outscast for her long bony apendages.

Because of her isolation she was able to focus on her hobbies and interests which include criminal law and sock darning. After a succesful senior year in high school where she manage to abort a pregnancy she had with her high school sweet heart, she attended Harvard School of Law with a full scholarship

But the scholarship was no enough so she still had to do side hustles to buy creature comforts. One day octohand hopes to take down the deepstate with her law knowledge and Capoeira fighting skills she learned from youtube.